Saturday, March 28, 2009

Third Time lucky on the clean front (irish may be offended)?

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is...

"Top o' the mornin to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant.

"Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything...

Ha Haa, great one.

Im Irish and I accually find it funny but you should know we don't say "Top o' the mornin to ya" nor do we call people "laddie?" I dont think iv ever used that word in my life.....

Ireland is actually probably one of the most advanced and best countries in the EU so we do actually know things like who Tiger Woods is??????????

Otherwise it was an alrite joke.....

Nothing special but whatever....


Genious, pure genious!!!

LMFAO! Ahaha, keep em coming ;]

No offense taken ( Im Irish btw ) , but it would take more than golf tees to rest my rocks on ,

Oh wow. Haha

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