A blind man is on his private jet 15000feet in the air when he suddenly detects something is wrong. He makes his way to the cockpit where he finds his pilot unconscious. He fumbles around and manages to find the radio to call for help.
"Help!" he screams. "I'm blind, my pilot is dead and the plane is flying upside down!"
"Sir, we read you," the tower replies.
"But if you're blind, how can you tell you are upside down?"
"Because," the man answers, "The sh*t is running down my back!"
not that good
har har whore.