Saturday, March 28, 2009

Have you ever gone hunting?

Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they

get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and

not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.

After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling

scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be


Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me,

I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't

make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said,

'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any





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