The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating . . . then finish off as an orgasm.
Haha, you know, some of us may not actually finish off as an orgasm...
*cringes at thought*
What about the people that end up as an "Are you done yet?"
I totally agree with this. Life is hard. Loads of people work hard in their lives. And what do they get? Death. We should be enjoying the last few years of our life and have care-less, stress-free lives like we used to as kids. But we don't. We have to die old and we can't even enjoy ourselves half as much when we're old.
Yeah, I like the part about the old saggy, baggy wrinkled wife eventually turning into a sweet young innocent thing.
Now that would be regressing.
I kind of agree! That's very true! Except, we are only borrowing our body, as we will live an educational and helpful life, and then go back home when we are done.
:-) Interesting thought. And amusing.
Hahaha i'd definitely have to agree with that,
true! like benjamin button! but he dies as a baby!
how very benjamen button of you to think that way....
Well hello, Benjamin Button.
But yeah I'd have no problem with that. Maybe.
I've heard that before, haha, it is funny :)
isn't life already like that wow ur living under a rock
or at least that last part. that'd be awesome... dying during an orgasm...
Did you see Benjamin Buttons?