Saturday, March 28, 2009

The Husband Store....?

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first

floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love kids

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to

please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Lmao....that was great XD

I wonder if the store's owner has ever considered opening a second hand store.

All that is needed is one floor.

There you settle for whatever is offered, as long as you get someone.

The question, Cazzie M, is this:

Did you just prove that floor six is completely true? I believe so, because you do not appear to be satisfied with the humor in it...

haha thats funny but its true we can never be satisfied.

<3 Melissa

Haha! It's funny, 'cuz it's true! :D

Great joke/jokes!!! LMAO!!

LMAO, this is so funny!

Good one!

Good one! I definitely would have stopped on the 5th floor.

lol i would have stopped at 5

lmao :))

lol ur funny

lmao that was funny

and its true we cant be pleased lmaoo


i would have stayed at the 5th floor. you can't get any better then that.


that was good.

And the question is..?

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