A star and/or marks 1 - 10 would be nice
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
hat about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
eally? What happened?' asked the doctor.
ell, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
hy so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in that coffee shop again!'
HOLY JESUS CHRIST, JESUS JESUS JESUS. MA BELLY HURTS MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP ITS SOO FUNNYYYYY
Makes me silently laugh in a weird disturbed way.....
funny though i guess. sorta gross at the end. It really is a "not so bad joke" as you said in the title. Not terrible, but not great either.
Ahahahahahaha that was good star for you!
funny, yet disturbing o.o
LOL sooo funny a bit gross though
alright your a star 10 out of 10
Her is one for you
guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says,
"Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants.The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. The man says,
"Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
The pharmacist replies,
"You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?"
The man says,
"No, it's for my writs the girls didn't show up.